After reading my friend Tori's list of goals for 2010, I found myself trying to think of my own goals: Tori I love you! hahaha
1. Always look hot. Wash my hair only once a week so I can do super cute curls and they won't fall out!
2. When I get hungry, chew on a lemon peel. No swallowing!
3. Must have my eyelashes curled at all times. I don't ever want to be caught in 2010 without perfectly pumped lashes.
4. Pedicure every 3 weeks. I want a flower, a gem, or super cute stickers of kittens on my big toe at all times in case anyone sees my feet.
5. Compliment my husband more. I hear that if you compliment someone about something you want them to be, they will eventually BECOME that way. I am going to start with "You clean so well and so often," Next will be "You always buy me things. Thanks for always buying me things"
6. Teach Ethan the importance of taking care of his body. I am going to take him to the gym with me or have him start lifting little things around the house. Nothing big, but just teach him how to do curls and sit-ups. It's important that he understands the significance of looking good.
7. Buy more shoes that I can't afford. Even if I have to charge them all to credit cards, I think that nice shoes make a huge difference to a person's overall outfit. People will think I am rich if I wear nice shoes so I will take out loans if I must to impress people!
8. Only eat foods that start with the letter C. Califlower, Carrots, Cottage Cheese, Cranberries, Cucumbers, Celery, Corn and Crabmeat. The only C words that don't count are Chocolate, Cupcakes, Cake, Candy, Cheese, and Cherries.
9. Lose the baby weight in 3 weeks. I will run everyday if I have to, but I swear to lose all 35 lbs in 3 weeks or I will burn all of my clothes, including all my nice new shoes.
10. Last but not least, Follow every single fashion and health trend that comes along this year. I will double dose my HCG shots with a prune juice cleanse, while having fake eyelash extensions put on after tattooing my eyebrows black and cutting my hair into a super adorable Kate Gosselin Bobcut, wearing thigh high snakeskin peep-toe boots!
Gosh, This is gonna be a great year!!!!
Oh, I almost forgot! I am going to name my child Jessica Simpson no matter what the gender! YAY!
CHD Awarness Week!
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